Dateline: Fongafale - Nearly December 2002

Hi everyone and welcome to our early Expanded Verbose Spam featuring all the latest news from the world of Ross Ryan.

Due to a badly organised travel itinerary I am still trying to make my way home after last September's Coathanger motivational seminar in the Bahamas. After being diverted to Brazil I managed to get a chartered flight out of Sao Paulo to Fongafale which is a charming Pacific island just S.E. of Nukufetau Atoll and am now awaiting a connecting flight back to Oz - hopefully in time for Ross's Armadillo gig.

~ Tour Finale ~ “Ross Ryan Australian Tour 2002” has been a resounding success giving many people who would otherwise be doing something else the opportunity to see Ross live. The tour finale is Wednesday December 4th. Details follow:

Wednesday December 4th - The Armadillo
Dinner from 7pm, show from 8:30pm
114 Nepean Highway, Mentone, Vic.
Phone: (03)9583 8511 - Ring for details and bookings.

Features a once in a lifetime guest appearance - all the way from N.Z. - by the famous Doug Coutts.

See - The Doug Coutts Story

~ The Return Of Coathanger Merchandising ~

Christmas, of course, is almost upon us.
Conveniently, we’re thrilled to announce the reopening of Coathanger Merchandising and the re-release of the Ross Ryan compilation CD “The Greats of Ross - (1973 - 1990)”.

Frankly, we feel this has “stocking filler” written all over it and is a fine opportunity to put a smile on dear, possibly wealthy, Aunt Mildred’s face

See: Buy! Buy! Buy!

~ Mark Holden Humiliation ~ Thursday Nov 28th - (Tomorrow night - but only if you're reading this the day before) Mark The Holden is sprung for "This Is Your Life". Channel 9 Features a Ross segment where he lies through the gaps in his teeth in the name of Show Business. A must-see television presentation of perpetual humiliation and probably the only chance you'll ever get of seeing Ross, Mark, Red & Molly all in a row. Special Report:  Holden Humiliation

Ross & Mark take a break from gardening duties

Already 2003 is shaping up as a big year for Ross. We swear the new album “Chase The Ghosts Away” will be out early in the new year and there are already several exciting bits of Ryanews that we can’t tell you about if only for the reason that we’d have nothing to talk about next month. But they’re really exciting.

You folks have a wonderful holiday season and don’t do anything stupid that may impinge on your ability to be good Coathanger / Ross Ryan customers. The album’s almost there so don’t screw up. You’re all we have.

See you in 2003.

Cheers

Connie

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