Coathanger Productions Press Conference
2011 sees singer-songwriter Ross Ryan emerging from seclusion to begin a possible, god willing, extensive autobiographical Australian tour to commemorate 39 intermittent years as one of this country’s most celebrated and well meaning recording and performing artists.
At the Melbourne press conference - held at Coathanger House - to announce the tour, Coathanger press secretary Ms Connie Person spoke at great length about her recent long service leave, the advantages of natural, lead-free coca based tanning lotions, her friendship with Catherine Middleton and off course the Royal Wedding.
When pressed by journalists for further tour details, Connie said that due to commitments involving the imminent release of her own reverse engineered Person Parfum line - Eau de Clone - she would unfortunately be unable to attend any of Ross's concerts but would be keeping close contact through her Twitter account.
After a brief but powerful Powerpoint presentation of her holiday snaps, media were invited to the boardroom for Champagne and crepes and to speak with Avon representatives. |
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