From The Desk Of Connie Person
Special Edition Online Coathanger Spam

Dateline: Sao Paulo, Brazil - November 2002

Hi everyone and welcome to our Expanded Verbose Spam featuring all the latest news from the world of Ross Ryan.

Due to a mix up with flights, I find myself at the El Viva Guest House here in Sao Paulo. The Coathanger sponsored motivational course in the Bahamas last month, from which I was returning, was most rewarding and already many of us are looking forward to the shopping opportunities during the St Tropez strategy meetings prior to the release of Ross's new album "Chase The Ghosts Away".

Currently the big news is that Ross Ryan - Tour 2002 has apparently been a runaway success. With gigs as far flung as Mentone & The Granites (see map) we are thrilled to add more dates to Ross's return to public life.

Sunday November 17th - Macca's "Australia All Over" Drought Relief Concert
Worthy cause featuring amongst a cast of at least a dozen; Ross, Rod Quantock, Steve Blackburn, Mary Kenneally and of course famously himself, Mr Macca of ABC radio fame.
Dallas Brooks Hall, Melbourne - show begins at 3:00pm

Thursday Nov 21st - Beaches of Mornington
1/55 Barkly St Mornington, VIC 3931
Phone: (03) 5975-0966 - Ring for details and bookings.
   
Thursday Nov 28th - Mark Holden is sprung for "This Is Your Life". Channel 9
Features a Ross segment where he lies through his teeth in the name of show business.
A must-see television presentation of perpetual humiliation.
 
Ross & Mark take a break
from gardening duties

Wednesday December 4th - The Armadillo
Dinner from 7pm, show from 8:30pm
114 Nepean Highway, Mentone, Vic.
Phone: (03)9583 8511 - Ring for details and bookings.

Features a once in a lifetime guest appearance - all the way from N.Z. - by the famous Doug Coutts.

See - The Doug Coutts Story

   

We strongly suggest that you contact the above venues directly for prices bookings and possibly more accurate info.

STOP PRESS

Coathanger Merchandising is almost back online! Our first offering will be the return of the R.R. Compilation C.D. - "The Greats of Ross". And as well as the new album (remember that one?), we plan to release - for the first time on CD - the live "Trust Me" tapes. Hell, we may even do t-shirts or something extravagant like that.
Stay tuned!


Again many thanks to those who have written in suggesting venues where Ross could play in your local area. These have been much appreciated so keep those ideas coming in.

Time for a little bartering with the locals in the Gringo markets

Cheers

Connie

 

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