From The Desk Of Connie Person
Semi-Verbose Online Coathanger Spam Newsletter

Announcing the long awaited title and the date of release
of the even longer awaited new album by Ross Ryan.
Plus details of the September 29 deadline for our Immortality Offer.
Not to mention the latest RR Tour 2003 Album Launch gig details.

Dateline: September 2003 - Transit Lounge - L'Airport de Nairobi

You're not going to believe this. In fact most of you - and rightly so - will be thinking that this is some kind of cruel hoax.

But at last - Coathanger is proud to announce that we really DO have a title and actual release date for the new, though admittedly somewhat progressively delayed, Ross Ryan album.

'One Person Queue' - October 29 2003

That's right - THIS YEAR!!

Au revoir to lingering, liquid lunches and to the extensive and deductible holidays that Coathanger staff have endured all these long years. It's time to roll out the Biz Machine. Personally I've now got a billion things to do and probably your life isn't much different - so let's get on with this.


Give Immortality
This Christmas
(Show you care)

The perfect, simple and free
solution to your Christmas shopping woes. Add the
names of your friends & family
to the credit list on
Ross's new CD.

Join our mailing list

And learn how you
can be a Christmas
morning winner!!


Shameless Christmas / Immortality Promotional CD Credit Offer Ends Really, Really Soon

The offer of a Free Name Credit on the new RR album will close on Monday, September 29. And if you do the math - that means, in just a few days!!!

We have placed on our web site the list as it now stands. Have a look. Make sure we spelt your name correctly and that we remembered the names of all your children.

If there are any problems, let us know as soon as possible and we'll make the corrections.

Proofread the Credit list

Which brings me to our .....

Your thrilled family & friends discovering,
on Christmas morning, that they are immortal.

'One Person Yuletide' - Easy & Impressive CD Gift Promotion

Right now - you have the once in a lifetime opportunity of solving all your seasonal gift giving problems by sending us the names of all the folks on your shopping list. We'll then put these names on the special Immortality Credit List which will be featured in the CD booklet for Ross's album - 'One Person Queue'. C'mon - how often does a cool and time saving gift idea like this come along?

Find out more about 'One Person Yuletide'

Special RR Album Launch Gig Dates

Although the impending arrival of Ross's new album caught Coathanger's vacationing touring division by surprise, they have already managed to organise the first wave of many exciting and looming album launch dates. Stay tuned for further updates as we attempt to milk this rare CD release for all it's worth.

In the meantime check out:

Gig Listings

Well my flight's just been called so I'm gone. Sorry that hard information is a little light this time around. Truth is that I only got the SMS message announcing the release date a couple of hours ago and I'm on my way back to Glen Iris. However over the next few weeks I'll be in touch to let you know more about the exciting new album and about upcoming RR gigs as well as info, as it comes to hand, about future things about Ross that I'm sure will also be equally as exciting.

All this may appear overwhelming for a while - but you know how it works with Ross. There'll be this brief flurry of colour and movement and then eventually things will quieten down again and it's back to civilised lunches. Hang in there.

Cheers

Connie Person
L'Editor de Spam
Coathanger Productions


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