You have been stopped, you disgusting pervert by ....
Our records show that you are a MULTIPLE OFFENDER!!
Your name and address have been given to the appropriate authorities who
will shortly be around to your place to confiscate your computer equipment and
to charge you with being a threat to society.
The example which will be made of you, will probably lead to the dismantling
of the Internet by the ultra conservative, gun worshiping, Bible bashing
rednecks who wrote this program.
Have a nice day.